First of all, thanks so much to all of you who voted in the Hot Nanny Poll. The results were predictable, to say the least. Great minds think alike and I am glad we are all on the same page! Here are the results:
Would you hire a hot nanny?
56% Are you crazy?
I suspect there was one person in particular (you know who you are!) that kept voting yes but overall, I think we can all agree that if you still have your own teeth and your car insurance isn't from AARP, don't think you are going to get hired to take care of our kids.
So, what ever happened to Hot Nanny, you ask. You are not going to like the answer. No, I didn't have her wacked. I do live in NYC but I don't have those types of connections. I have the Dominican connection but everyone knows that you can't hire a Dominican to do a hit job, you hire an Italian... or a Russian.
Whoa! My mind really ran with that one, huh?
Anyway, as we
speak write read... At this moment, Hot Nanny is in my home, taking care of my adorable little Sophia.
"Am I crazy?", 56% of you ask. The answer is, no. I'm not crazy. I AM DESPERATE!
My mother cannot take care of Sophia any longer and I can't quit my job because my stress-induced gastritis might turn into a stress-induced ulcer if my bank account gets any lower than it already is.
For now, Hot Nanny is hired. She has already been with us for a few weeks. Sophia seems to like her. She is catching on pretty quickly to our routine and how I like things done.
Also, my husband has been reassuring we that she is not attractive at all. He rambles on and on about all the things he isn't attracted about her to make me feel better. I have to say, it is working like a charm. In fact, it turns me on a little... Is that wrong?!
I'm still looking for an older, wiser, less attractive nanny but in the mean time, Hot Nanny will just have to do.
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