Hot Nanny: The Saga Continues...

Ok. Apparently, being hot is not enough of a reason to not hire the Georgian 'nanny' (because she is really not a nanny) according to my husband.

I told him how I felt about hiring the Georgian nanny (from now on referred to as 'the hottie') and he told me that he felt insulted I would even think of him and another woman. INSULTED. Hah! My answer: "OK. Now we are even for all the times you said something and I felt insulted."

But that's not the way it works. And my mom has some people coming in from out of town for Thanksgiving for a few days so I really need a sitter ASAP.

We are having 'the hottie' sit for us for 2 weeks and then we will make our decision.

Yesterday, Monday, we had her spend a few hours with me and Sophia. She was supposed to come at 11am. She got here 20 minutes early without here mom (hottie: 2 me: 0). Sophia and her immediately started playing which left me completely free to do what I needed to to. I made food for Sophia for about 2 weeks while they played and played.

Sophia's diaper was bursting at the seams when I told her that we needed to change her diaper (hottie:2 me: 1). I get a point because I shouldn't need to tell you that my baby needs a diaper change. It's obvious that she needs a new one when her butt starts to resemble Kim Kardashian!

I let her change the diaper. Too little diaper cream. Put the diaper on backwards and way too tight (hottie: 2 me:2)! And on top of that, she could have been peed on because she didn't put a new diaper under her right away and her face was right in the line of fire. I am not adding a point for that because being peed on would have been enough punishment already.

Later we went to the park and they played for about an hour (hottie: 3 me:2). You need a lot of energy to run after Sophia and 'the hottie' managed to keep up with her the whole time we were there.

After the park, Sophia went to sleep and we got to talkin'. She has only been in the country for months (she's here legally - hottie: 4 me:2; I am really losing this, huh?) and she is hoping to go back to Georgia next summer to get married to her boyfriend (hottie:5 me:2).*

So it's not looking go for me. She is coming back today to spend the entire day with us.

She was 20 minutes late!

I'll let you know tomorrow what happens today!

* Even if this is a lie. She totally deserves a point just for coming up with it!

49 comments:

  1. Well, at least Sophia seems to like her, which is good. And the whole going-back-to-Georgia-to-marry-her-boyfriend thing is definitely a good sign. But the diaper on backwards? Really?

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  2. I am with Xenia, if you do hire her there is an end in sight. But the diaper thing.. not seeing it needed changing -2 at least

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  3. I am crazy about the diaper changes....but let me tell you...it is sooo strange to do all of that in front of the mom! The mom is really the one who we try to be like! I have to say and do things that the mom wants me to do! AND I HATE when the mom watches me change her kids...realllllllly hate it...it makes me so nervous!! I know what I am doing, I do it like 1million times a day...but always manage to look like a complete ass doing stuff when she is there!!! LOL!!!

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  4. The Kim Kardashian butt is not good. But it's good that she's being open about what's going on in her life.

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  5. I am a stickler for being on time, especially on day 2!!!! Hello! The diaper thing is crazy she should have known better, but maybe she is nervous. I hope. But as long as she good with Sophia well, that is what counts, right?

    Maybe bake up a storm so that she eats it and is not such a hottie :-)

    I really like your blog and have left you an award on my post today!

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  6. She seems do-able. I mean I think you might be able to work with her.

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  7. She may not be so bad after all but I think she should have at least known Sophia needed a diaper change.
    Looking forward to reading tomorrows post about today's visit.

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  8. I'd like to know if she shows up late again. Either the first time is a total fluke or it's routine for her.

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  9. I'd only use her if she were a last resort.

    Hello.. late on the 2nd day? She must think she's a shoe in. & she should be super checking Sophia's diaper just to impress you. JMO :)

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  10. Interesting. The fact that she put the diaper on backwards, stands out to me. I know she was probably nervous but that doesn't show much experience. Hopefully her other attributes will dispute this fact though. Good luck!

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  11. NO HOT NANNIES!!! We had one before. I was so paranoid that my husband would like her that I didn't allow him to talk to her. At all. So she would cry because she thought he hated her. She was also not up to par in my book. She would come hung over, late, and sleep! WTF? I don't pay you to sleep. If you have time to lean, you have time to clean. Just sayin'.

    Now we have Super Nanny. She is older and wiser (than even me). I like that. She knows things - like how you can cut a freezer pop into sections so your toddler doesn't get it everywhere - that's so smart! She also makes us dinner every night even though I tell her not to.

    If I could re-marry and she was a man, I would marry Super Nanny. She is the best psuedo-wife we ever had. I love her.

    So if you have ANY reservations - she is not for you.

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  12. ROFL kim kardashian butt I am totally going to use that line on jeff when he just sits there and stares at the damn diaper LMAO!

    OK NO to hot nannies! You need an ugly old ass nice lady who will not look better than you and have your husband drooling.. The only drooling will be from your baby LOL....

    Hell no she must go@!

    Grissell

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  13. Mmmmm, a nanny that puts a diaper on backwards, not sure if I totally get that hot nanny and does she know you have a blog???!!!

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  14. Really? Backwards? What the h-e-double hockey sticks? I don't like her. In fact, I really don't like her. And I really think the tension it will put on you and your marriage is TOTALLY not worth some crazy who can't even put a diaper on.

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  15. NO. NO. NO. Did you watch The Hand That Rocks The Cradle????? Do not allow a hottie into your house - nanny or not. No m'am. No.

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  16. My kids ONLY like the hot nannies and baby sitters. NO homely sitters for them. They aren't having it. My hubby says childcare is so hard to come by that he would never hook up with the babysitter and ruin a good child care situation!

    I'm not sure how to feel about that...
    LOL

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